“There’s a commercial for Frosted Mini-Wheats…”

Culled from somewhere on the internet:

There’s a commercial for Frosted Mini-Wheats depicting a boxing match between a Mini-Wheat and a Honey Nut Cheerio. The Cheerio is half the size of the Mini-Wheat, showing it lacks fiber. As the match begins, the Cheerio faints before a punch is thrown. The problems? One: not just the boxer, but the announcers, the referee, the press and every single member of the audience is also a Mini-Wheat, so the odds of the Cheerio getting a fair treatment come across as nil; if it somehow won, the riotous crowd would probably kill it. Two: this is a boxing match, but the Cheerio has no arms or hands. Three: upon proclaiming his “victory,” the Mini-Wheat tries to act modest but just comes across as smugly falsely modest. It’s not hard to feel that the Cheerio either fainted from terror at being stuck in a match it can’t win surrounded by a huge horde of enemies, or that it threw the fight to get out of there alive.

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